THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION FOR GOD

A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, "God, what is a million
years to you?"

God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like a second to me."

The man asks, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"

God replies, "My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost
nothing to me."

The man asks, "So God, can I have a ‘Penny’ of yours?"

God replies, "In a second."

Moral: Don’t get too clever with GOD!